THE PSYCHIATRIST from THE COMPLETE FAWLTY TOWERS. 1. Basil Fawlty. John Cleese. Sybil Fawlty. Prunella Scales. Polly. Connie Booth. Mr Johnson. Here’s the script for the Fawlty Towers episode on The Germans Don’t Mention the War POLLY: Mr Fawlty, will you please call your wife immediately?. This collection of teleplays, The Complete Fawlty Towers by John Cleese and Connie Booth, contains the scripts for all twelve (and only twelve!) Fawlty Towers .

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Fawlry just the ladies and the Major. This needle clearly has a mind of its own and it is going to eat the fucking bacon. This episode serves up a typically generous assortment of confusions and minor disasters, followed by explanations or cover-ups that make things worse.

Geez, is this hard for a person from the South of Australia to do. If ever there was a man of parts whose best and worst parts so often seem to be faults, that man is Basil Fawlty.

I loved Fawlty Towers back in the day, but it doesn’t seem to have held up for me. Jan 16, Kalle Wescott rated it did not like it. Jul 29, Fred marked it as to-read. I find it hard to believe that I’m over the worse.


The Complete Fawlty Towers by John Cleese

Would you like to see more reviews about this item? Knocked off a star because Cleese’s expressions don’t work in book form. Stubbs wants to know anything, just ring, but don’t if you don’t have to.

Both German women are by now in tears, and both men on their feet. I would have wraggled my finger at it and told it to come this way. The Whole Damn Faslty. We did not start it.

Fawlty Towers Episode Scripts

Published February 25th by Pantheon first published January 1st So, now the technician is here. Mr Fawlty, will otwers please call your wife immediately?

I’m going to fucken freeze to death. Yes, call her there! Just one sample here. It’s inexcusably printed on cheap pulp paper that turns brown when exposed to sunlight as infinitesimal as that reflecting off the distant ocean prospect scriphs the windows of Fawlty Towers.

While we’re away gone Clean the windows.

Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Instead of reading the name Fawlty Towersthe hotel sign might read Farty Towels or Flowery Twats, or some other variation of the hotel name. Create a new account.

Customers who bought this item also bought. Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do. Paperbackpages. And for the first time Fawlty Towers failed to amuse me. Who won the bloody war, anyway?

Fawlty Towers Season #1 Episode #2 Movie Script

It’s all there, all t Fawlty Towers is one of my favorite TV series. Oct 20, Daniel rated it it was amazing. Abbott, and the latter’s wife, for the compromising emergence he’s hoping to expose: One person found this helpful.


Have a lovely weekend. John Cleese, of Monty Python fame, must be the whackiest humourist and actor. Yes you did, you invaded Poland. There is a big hole in the window – I’m waiting for a technician to come and examine both it and the water. Well, we’re going together. Whether you’re in the mood for great British comedy, or if you need something to make you laugh- you won’t be disappointed in this.

The Complete Fawlty Towers

Jan 29, Susie rated it it was amazing Shelves: In “The Psychiatrist”, Basil Fawlty is justifiably self-conscious — if not paranoid — about having a psychiatrist staying in his hotel. Want to Read saving…. Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

No, it’s 16 Elwood Avenue. I mentioned it once, but I think Towerx got away with it. If you are wondering, this is as good as it gets, sewing for me.