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To vote this question go to http: Remember that guy who crashed into the Jandhgala House? They submit their request to the Indian president.

Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Air Dhakkan Airways! And for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits. In fact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service. The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India.

The Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several protests by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.

This time all the parties agree. Although there is no-smoking in this aero plane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure.


But, if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.

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But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. Public Poll Prathyeka Telangana rashtram manaku avasarama?

If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements. Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. Posted by Kalyan Wallpapers at 1: Jandhala cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East.

Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning.

This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. And I love Gandhi giri View my complete profile. But they need permission from the government of India.

Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles! But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand.

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Yes, we are very advanced at Air Dhakkan Airways. For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view. Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell miles away from the target, on its own government building at Human chains are formed and Rasta-Rokos organized.


We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets it right.

We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall! The missile hits the target and creates havoc.


Their attempts for another launch of missile are still on. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to nandhyala a nuclear missile. It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

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Well it is the same bloke! Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.

In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Jandbyala and decides to launch a missile in retribution.